Biggest Recall in History

A friend forwarded to me a notice of the biggest recall in history. I would like to share it with you. Unfortunately I do not know the original source to give due credit.

While it is a little tongue in cheek, it is based on Biblical principles. These principles are important to us all, first to the Christian because it embodies the basis of our faith; second to those who do not believe because I hope you would give this some thought to this and be able to make an informed decision about what you do believe.


The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is

recalling all units manufactured, regardless of

make or year, due to a serious defect in the

primary and central component of the heart. 

This is due to a malfunction in the original

prototype units code named Adam and Eve,

resulting in the reproduction of the same defect

in all subsequent units. This defect has been

identified as “Subsequential Internal Non-

morality,”  more commonly known as S.I.N., as

it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at

fault for this defect, is providing factory-

authorized repair and service free of charge

to correct this defect. The Repair Technician,

JESUS, has most generously offered to bear

the entire burden of the staggering cost of

these repairs. There is no additional fee

required.The number to call for repair in all

areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected,

please upload your burden of SIN through

the REPENTANCE procedure. Next,

download ATONEMENT from the Repair

Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect

is,Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the

B.I.B.L.E.(BEST Instructions Before Leaving

Earth) for further details on the use of these


 WARNING: Continuing to operate the

human being unit without correction voids

any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit

to dangers and problems too numerous to list,

and will result in the human unit being

permanently impounded. For free emergency

service, call onJesus.

DANGER: The human being units not

responding to this recall action will have to be

scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not

be permitted to enter Heaven so as to

prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you

for your attention!

– GOD 
P.S. Please assist where possible by

notifying others of this important recall notice,

and you may contact the Father any time by

‘Knee mail’!

Because HE Lives!


About Reynold Conger

Reynold Conger is a retired scientist, engineer and teacher. Now writing fiction. His books are CHASED ACROSS AUSTRALIA, MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR and REDUCING MEDICAL COSTS (AT THE COST OF HEALTH). He has also started a series of novelas called THE RICHARD TRACY SERIES. Residence: New Mexico, USA Hobbies: gardening, animals and running. website
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